The cast of IdiotCentral is played by the following:
JW Myers
JW Myers is the co-Founder of IdiotCentral.
IdiotCentral was established in 1999, with the intention of saving the world.
He quickly decided that this was a lost cause, and we may as well all have a good laugh whilst we self-destruct.
This led to the establishment of the IdiotCentral Improvisation school, which ran strong for four or five years, and then petered out and sputtered along for the last two, most likely because JW was internally torn apart, and hiding a serious addiction to American Idol and other reality television for the last few years. JW encourages all victims of this horrible disorder to get the help you need, or get your own life, whichever fits better for you. I’m here for you, brothers and sisters.
Now freshly out of Reality Rehab, JW has re-established IdiotCentral as your online source of all things fresh and original and entertaining on the internet. Since he’s shot countless short films that no one has ever seen, he felt that this was as good a time as ever to make them accessible to other human beings.
JW lives on Mars with his alien wife and half-alien baby. He is only reachable via email or one of those “Trekkie Transporter Thingees.”
Andrew McNaughton
Andrew MacNaughton (AKA MacNugget, Drew, Picasso, Maccin, MacHeat, Chicken head, many other things to a few other people) is the co-flounder of IdiotCentral (one word), established in 1999, "we wanted to do things our way, and wreak havoc on the world." MacNaughton is a frequent traveler, both first class and coach, drives a hybrid, has feet cold to the touch, can rarely be seen in madras suits, and of course is a model in many respects. MacNaughton has watched sporting events, movies, television shows, himself and car accidents, all on his own TV. Although he rarely goes outside anymore, he has the lung capacity of a small village from his days as a youth living in Thyangboche. Recently married to the lovely Michelle, MacNaughton feels he is the most fortunate man in the house and can do anything, even make a movie or go outside for long periods of time. Andrew has escaped the big city, or suburbs of one, and can now be found enjoying life in a small town.
SB Cullen
SB Cullen, VP, Business Dvelopment of Idiot Central, is the orignal Brit in LA. He arrived in 1907, following a childhood spent on the slopes of Lancashire's Pendle Hill. His battles with the local witches and warlocks were sadly insufficient preparation for his dealings with agents and producers of the Golden Age of Hollywood. That caused a sixty-year hiatus, during which he climbed the usual mountains, swam the usual oceans and dissected the usual frogs. Now he justs wants everyone to know: He is back in Tinseltown.
Greg O’Rourke
Greg is a Leo and loves long walks on the beach and watching football on Sundays. The lion in him tends to be arrogant, intolerant, humble and understanding. His roar can be heard for miles. Greg has a creative streak in him that is sometimes mistaken for laziness. Because of his bold nature he often detests life that is mundane.
He never hesitates to give advice, and it's always insightful and sincere. He can't take a bit of critizism without being wounded easily, but it is effectively masked by lashing out at others. As a fire sign, his best romantic match can only be another Leo. Since the Leo's Planet of Home and Family Life, Pluto, was downgraded to a Dwarf Planet things have been a little on edge in his home. But he is hoping for a recount from Astronomical Society when they meet in Prague in 2112.
Greg's lucky day is Sunday and his lucky numbers are 8 and 9.